TOP 10 HATES (this week)

10 05 2010

Tories

Not having a cool side to the pillow

People who can’t step on an escalator without flaffing around like they’re drowning, it’s a fucking moving stairs, step on you twat most of the work is being done for you

Top 10 lists

The phrase lol

Plane crashes that don’t kill Nigel Farage

People who do shit Irish accents and think they’re the first person to do this, I’ll throw you to a pack of rape hungry Rottweilers

Flat pints

Eating an orange too soon after brushing my teeth

Rangers